World Cup Final

I’ve always loved it when women share traditionally-male enthusiasms – e.g., football, cars, hard music.  They tend to be the best women; they deserve 100% support, and their interest in stuff I like cheers me up. How the hell could it not? Spain and England are playing in the women’s Word Cup Final tomorrow. I’llContinue reading "World Cup Final"

Snow Joke

James Bond (a smug and possibly sociopathic but entertaining cad) ceases to be Bond if he’s re-cast as an earnest do-gooder or a right-on woman.  So too does this woke re-writing of Snow White look set to be another preachy balls-up. In relation to the forthcoming neo-puritanical feminist corrections to Snow White & The 7Continue reading "Snow Joke"

Coning AVs (what?)

Hard to know what could be done about this. Perhaps put cones on the heads of apprehended protestors. The central delusion of urban anti-car protestors is that public transport is pleasant, accessible or safe. Fine if you’re young and single. Not great if you’re elderly, female, or travelling with small kids. Of course, anybody outContinue reading "Coning AVs (what?)"

The big one

All Trump's other stuff - dodgy tax, paying off prostitutes, stealing White House documents and dumping them in his toilet etc, never bothered me much. We all know he's vain, loose-mouthed, corrupt, and dumb. But so are many other people. If you despised everyone who was a bit thick and / or a bit hooky,Continue reading "The big one"

Cue queue outrage

On Saturday, having already had gone through security, as we trooped into Malaga airport’s passport check section, we saw a queue from hell.  A massive, weary throng of people, but thankfully seemingly nothing to do with us. I felt that mix of smugness and unconvincing performative compassion that people in short / no queues haveContinue reading "Cue queue outrage"

Seizing control

States have a number of euphemisms for theft. Typically, when stealing land, a state's pet historians will write that it "acquired" the land, or that the land "became part of" etc. Putin's gang have just stolen two foreign-owned businesses: This is described, even by the Beeb, as "seizing control". Good luck to any shoplifter tryingContinue reading "Seizing control"